Last week Richard wrote a piece for SbB about prostitution at the Super Bowl. The post centered on a woman named Karen Tyborowski. Tyborowski was busted for offering sex to a police officer for $150, which eventually resulted in this regrettable mugshot:
(Poll below: Did busted hooker “save face” with “realistic” photos?)
Today Tyborowski emailed us to address the “national joke” she thinks we made out of her. Here’s excerpts from a couple of emails she sent:
Since i was made a national joke out of and my mugsh– is hideous (i tried to hang myself in booking, btw, spent 20 days to get out and see what a joke was made of me) i wanted to show you what i REALLY look like. Hopefuly you’ll have the heart to post some better pics up of me. I’m embarassed enough, and forever will wear a scarlet letter; can you at least give me the opportunity to “save face” and post some pics of me that are REALISTIC?
… I have prior arrests (3 of them) however, 2 times out of the 3 the charges were dropped. Women get arrested daily for prostitution, I dont understand why I had to be the one made an example of.
The other 3 charges (2 possession of cocaine, 2004, 2006 were both dropped as the drug wasnt mine..the “battery” I had in 05 is my only prior. People had a field day w/ me and I’m just trying to do some damage control.
Try to have a little empathy.
thanks,
Karen Tyborowski
OK Karen, you got it. Some of her “realistic” pics are after the jump.
Honestly, “save face” was probably not the best choice of words in this case. But, much like Eugene Robinson in 1999, we wish Ms. Tyborowski nothing but the best in her future endeavors.
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3:45 pm on February 6th, 2009
Nothing could save that face.
3:47 pm on February 6th, 2009
She does have some nice fun bags that i'd like to inspect…
3:55 pm on February 6th, 2009
At least she had the courage to come clean and admit to her mistakes. I'm willing to cut her a little slack.
3:56 pm on February 6th, 2009
Her photos look normal enough until that last one, where she's grabbing the necklace of another girl down on her knees.
3:57 pm on February 6th, 2009
$150 for that?
4:00 pm on February 6th, 2009
we wish Ms. Tyborowski nothing but the best in her future endeavors.
That's what the WWE always says when they fire a wrestler.
4:12 pm on February 6th, 2009
That "other girl" is none other then Marissa Smith, taken just hours before the arrest…THATS why I put it amongst them; I thought ppl would find it funny. And thanks, Brooks for doing this. However, I did not blame YOUR coverage specifically for embarassing me, actually ALL of the coverage is a bit excessive for a girl receiving her first misdeameanor prostitution charge.
4:14 pm on February 6th, 2009
I actually like that last photo.
4:16 pm on February 6th, 2009
If this is what the best Tampa had to offer, glad I stayed home.
4:47 pm on February 6th, 2009
stay off my lawn
5:00 pm on February 6th, 2009
Imagine if it was this gal in that 30-second Super Bowl porn clip.
5:05 pm on February 6th, 2009
Looks real enough to me.
5:08 pm on February 6th, 2009
Is that one of the Arquettes? Is it the one who is married to the girl from Friends in drag this past Halloween?
6:48 pm on February 6th, 2009
She has a face for radio
7:15 pm on February 6th, 2009
as elvis would say
"don't be cruel"
grace of god and all that stuff
7:34 pm on February 6th, 2009
VYP:
There's always next year.
8:05 pm on February 6th, 2009
I'd buy that for a dollar!!
8:48 pm on February 6th, 2009
I don't understand it. She was going to pay a cop $150 for him to have sex with her. Sure she's as pretty as homeade soap. But any man can put a paperbag over her head and plow away for 15 minutes………….wait a minute, it was the other way around!…… LOCK HER ASS BACK UP RIGHT NOW!!! For selling faulty merchandise in poor packaging.
8:52 pm on February 6th, 2009
Ima gonna marry dat gal…
8:55 pm on February 6th, 2009
Her dog doesn't care if she's a whore! Look at it cleaning up her face afterwards!
9:03 pm on February 6th, 2009
that dog was just trying to lick the AIDS off.
9:28 pm on February 6th, 2009
Karen, don't let all the immature little children get you down. You look just fine for a woman in her late thirties. You just need a better photographer
The only "crime" here is that our bass-ackwards puritanical society arrested you for something that's legal in virtually every other free country on the planet. Sometimes this country's attitudes about sex make me ashamed to be an American.
To quote the late great George Carlin: selling is legal, f*cking is legal, so why isn't selling f*cking legal?
9:30 pm on February 6th, 2009
Huh-lo: she casually mentions a suicide attempt - she's grasping for help, and obviously needs it. Perhaps Herr Brooks could fix her up with a few therapy sessions…mebbe $150 worth?
9:52 pm on February 6th, 2009
better photographer my left testicle. She needs some computer graphics designers and CGI.
10:12 pm on February 6th, 2009
OMG!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
10:26 pm on February 6th, 2009
Hideous face AND a muffin top… did she get anything right?
11:18 pm on February 6th, 2009
That looks like a pre-op trannie.
11:18 pm on February 6th, 2009
@Walk:
IF she needs Photoshopping, does she needs to pose for Vanity Fair?
11:22 pm on February 6th, 2009
How dare you insult pre-op trannies like that.
11:24 pm on February 6th, 2009
@SbBGirl, Vanity Fair? I think she better take baby steps. Maybe start with Americas Most Wanted first.
2:31 am on February 7th, 2009
She looks like Patty the Daytime Hooker
2:45 am on February 7th, 2009
Girl has got guts. That's worth some respect.
But there's no way to get the last word on this. Let it go. My 2 cents.
5:15 am on February 7th, 2009
Everyone has a stone in their shoe…
5:33 am on February 7th, 2009
I personally voted "No." but only because it's true. You can't really "save face" when it comes to today's all-powerful media. But it does kinda make me feel ashamed for thinking of all these nasty jokes about a person I don't even know, only to see her actually participating in the same forum that I was just about to express those jokes! So, Karen, if your goal was to stop people like me from further making a huge deal out of this, good job. But if your goal was to make us think you're innocent, or that anyone else could be in the same position, you're wrong. Sure it could be someone else, but definitely not me. Why? I don't offer my body for money. I love the woman I'm with, and I owe it to not only her, but also myself to respect myself enough not to do that. I think the best thing you could do, Karen, is show the world that you respect yourself enough to just let this one slide. Don't participate here anymore; or at least not on this topic. If you can make it mean nothing to you, then it will be easier for you to move on, whether or not the media does. Screw everyone else (not literally) and just move on with your life. You're right: You did your time. But don't think we're punishing you. You only punish yourself by letting what other people say and think get to you.
6:27 am on February 7th, 2009
Uh ,,,,no thanks. Do not want. Here in Atlanta we have a much higher quality of Skank hookers. And the prices are much better!
7:07 am on February 7th, 2009
Why do skank hoes with flabby belly fat insist on wearing hip huggers and blouses that are 7 sizes too small? Do they REALLY think that the rest of us want to see their fat hanging over their pants and squeezing out below the hem of a shirt that will never fit them?
7:45 am on February 7th, 2009
Karen - step away from the computer and go outside. You cannot beat the haters. Your best thing to do is ignore everything and everyone on the Internet for awhile…
This will all pass and everything will be OK. Just ignore it!
7:49 am on February 7th, 2009
Karen, you’ll get past this. I live by the motto that, what other people think of me is none of my business! Life goes on and you’re right karma is a bitch!!! Good Luck!
7:51 am on February 7th, 2009
We all see your fat in the pictures, stop lying to yourself. If we give you 150, will you please stop posting, fatty?
10:15 am on February 7th, 2009
Oh this is just too good. Karen, you're quite a show!
10:40 am on February 7th, 2009
Just don't show us, Karen!
11:00 am on February 7th, 2009
Karen, I say this in all seriousness - you need help. Reading all these vicious comments certainly isn't going to help your current mental status. Get in therapy, find a real job, and act like a woman of your age.
11:19 am on February 7th, 2009
With a face like that… Hines Ward is SURE to be fined.
1:45 pm on February 7th, 2009
I bid $1.50… no wait, she has to give me at least $5.
1:37 pm on February 9th, 2009
She looks like that prostitute Patty on the show "My Name's Earl". Ugh.
11:22 pm on February 9th, 2009
I disagree. Ms. Tyborowski is cute, as in the girl next door look. In all of her photos, she is seen with her family and pets. I pity her, as I see her as someone who came up with a terrible idea due to today's economic nightmare. And shes pretty; I would definately ask her out if I met her. She dose not have fake breasts or a fake rear end, but for a natural looking woman she is more than acceotable. And I respect her for responding. Karen, there are pleanty of people who respect you for admitting you were wrong and being brave enough to try and show the world that theres more to you then a black mascara streaked facce. Keep your chin up; you will be ok. These men make me embarassed to be a human being.
9:02 pm on March 5th, 2009
Ive, met Karen. She's a real sweetheart, and deserves a break
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