Bucs LB Geno Hayes Stabbed In Head By Scissors

He might not have been a theater major, but you might remember Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Geno Hayes from such roles while playing for Florida State as Guy Who Got Tasered After a Bar Fight and Idiot Who Predicted That “Tim Tebow’s Going Down” And Then Lost 45-12. Now the TAMPA TRIBUNE has another starring role for Hayes: Human Pin Cushion.

Pinhead and Shevelle Bagley

The Tribune reports that Hayes’s girlfriend is under arrest for allegedly stabbing him in the head with a pair of scissors and then in the neck with a knife on Saturday. And then after that, she tried to get to him with a very sharp barbecue skewer, ran at him with a samurai sword, tried to give him a severe paper cut, and later tried to stick his head in a guillotine.

Despite the attack, Hayes apparently only suffered minor injuries: he was taken by a friend to a local hospital and released a few hours later. On the other hand, his girlfriend Shevelle Bagley wasn’t so fortunate: WFLS-TV says she’s been charged with aggrevated assault with a deadly weapon and released on $25,000 bail.

Police aren’t saying what started the fight, but with the weapon of choice, this looks like an argument over a macrame project gone horribly wrong. This is why you always use safety scissors, people! Or perhaps they were breaking a cardinal rule of not running with scissors, and then later a knife.