• Bruce Pearl has Volunteered his heart for marriage once again, as the UT coach announces his engagement to the quite tasty Brandy Miller.

• Jessica Simpson gets so worried when Tony Romo is on the field that she texts everyone to pray for his protection.

• Sorry, folks, tonight’s Yankees game has been called on account of rain. Oh, it hasn’t? Well, too bad - you’re still not getting back in.

• The Green Bay Packers warned us about this sinister swine flu epidemic - over 30 years ago!

• Regis Philblin is almost murdered by a menacing throw from the Marlins’ Hanley Ramirez.

• This Caps-Pens series is giving folks a reason to watch the NHL playoffs.

• The Cowboys practice dome that collapsed probably could have used some inspecting from Irving city officials.

• A Steelers fan-slash-gynecologist bids $69 on “The Price Is Right”, makes Drew Carey laugh long & hard - and wins!

• Carrie Prejean, Miss California 2009 & recent Michael Phelps pal, has some tantalizing topless skeletons in her closet.

• A.J. Feeley (a.k.a. Heather Mitts’ fiance) must feel like a real pro sports star, now that he has his own sexually-charged stalker.