â€¢ Bruce Pearl has Volunteered his heart for marriage once again, as the UT coach announces his engagement to the quite tasty Brandy Miller.
â€¢ Jessica Simpson gets so worried when Tony Romo is on the field that she texts everyone to pray for his protection.
â€¢ Sorry, folks, tonight’s Yankees game has been called on account of rain. Oh, it hasn’t? Well, too bad - you’re still not getting back in.
â€¢ The Green Bay Packers warned us about this sinister swine flu epidemic - over 30 years ago!
â€¢ Regis Philblin is almost murdered by a menacing throw from the Marlins’ Hanley Ramirez.
â€¢ This Caps-Pens series is giving folks a reason to watch the NHL playoffs.
â€¢ The Cowboys practice dome that collapsed probably could have used some inspecting from Irving city officials.
â€¢ A Steelers fan-slash-gynecologist bids $69 on “The Price Is Right”, makes Drew Carey laugh long & hard - and wins!
â€¢ Carrie Prejean, Miss California 2009 & recent Michael Phelps pal, has some tantalizing topless skeletons in her closet.
â€¢ A.J. Feeley (a.k.a. Heather Mitts’ fiance) must feel like a real pro sports star, now that he has his own sexually-charged stalker.