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Brook Lopez Apparently An Extremely Literal Chap

Posted by Brooks on Jan. 04, 2010, 5:08pm

From NBA.com writer John Schuhmann:

Dude had a tree as his mascot. Think about that.

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5 comments

Brook Lopez
8:19 pm on January 4th, 2010

What?
Brook Lopez
8:41 pm on January 4th, 2010

wut?
Come on Man
9:21 pm on January 4th, 2010

slow day ay brooks?
RYan
11:12 am on January 5th, 2010

Not picking up on this one
Funny
5:42 pm on January 5th, 2010

“Ex golf course course employee claims”

Sounds about as credible as anything else in the Tiger soap opera.