My rule on people who claim they’re from Chicago is that if they say they’re a White Sox fan, you know they are indeed from the Windy City, because who outside the (312) would claim otherwise?

(Didn’t think it possible to look cool in a designer White Sox hat - until now)

SbB Girl Wendy is such a person. She’s a genuine Chicagoan and a huge White Sox fan. As further proof of her city of origin, I’m here to report that she despises the Cubs (and more specifically, their martini-tinkling fans) almost as much as she adores the Chisox.

Well, with the White Sox getting thrown down the stairs by the Northsiders at Wrigley the past 48 hours, I thought it was high time to provide the Southside’s most prominent rap star and his charges a little inspiration, so here’s a brand-new photo of her.