• DEADSPIN via WALKOFF WALK discovers that some Brewers fans are a whiz at making a profit from port-a-potty problems.

Such are the results when you imbibe in a 12-man beer bong.

• The HARTFORD COURANT pitches out the top 50 MLB salaries, and you’ll never guess which team claims the top 3 spots. (OK, you will.)

• Speaking of salaries, BLOOMBERG notes that if Kansas beats Memphis tonight, Jayhawks coach Bill Self will be $200,000 richer.

• WITH LEATHER isn’t sure who to support in a smackdown between Ozzie Guillen and Joe Morgan.

• 100% INJURY RATE takes exception to UCLA b-ball coach Ben Howland being called “the next Marv Levy.”

• SLAM wonders if the NBA & NCAA are in cahoots to keep kids in college longer - and keep the profits to themselves.

• THE LEGEND OF CECILIO GUANTE looks back on the day basketball “came back” to New York, when the Knicks won the rights to draft Patrick Ewing.

• RUMORS AND RANTS finds some of the blogosphere’s favorite baseball teams.