• Darren Rovell of CNBC catches the Augusta GreenJackets getting ready to hold a Brett Favre Night, complete with a flip-flop giveaway.

• SPORTS ILLUSTRATED’s Richard Deitch shows off his keyboard confidence by blogging for 24 hours straight.

• THE BIG LEAD finds Peter King unable to enjoy a cross-country flight due to a copulating couple next to him. At least he didn’t have to subdue any dangerous streakers.

• Matt Watson of AOL FANHOUSE is proud of Nate Robinson having his number retired - by the NBA Summer League?

• Charley Walters of the ST. PAUL PIONEER PRESS learns that Arnold Palmer used to love buzzing by the 18th hole in his private plane.

• The BOSTON HERALD’s INSIDE TRACK belts out word of the Red Sox’s Kevin Millar joining Kenny Chesney onstage during a show at the White House.

• The PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE hears from Joe Paterno himself that the Penn State coach could go another six years on the sidelines.

• SPORTAPHILE admits they were entertained by Justin Timberlake as host of the ESPY Awards.