â€¢ THE WORLD OF ISAAC uncovers US soccer player Natasha Kai pulling a Brandi Chastain after the Americans beat Brazil for the women’s gold:
Frankly, we prefer to ogle Brandi’s original shirt-shedding.
â€¢ UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL can’t believe what they’re seeing, as a British couple thinks they’ve found a missing girl, but the child turns out to be the non-missing son of a Croatian soccer player.
â€¢ YOU BEEN BLINDED pulls no punches, as Mike Tyson says he’s done with boxing. (At least until his next appearance fee check clears.)
â€¢ WITH LEATHER finds A-Rod hanging with the new Menudo. Ay caramba!
â€¢ DEADSPIN hopes to make some cold, hard cash betting on NFL arrests.
â€¢ HOME RUN DERBY comes across a Cardinals fan celebrating the Cubs’ century of futility with a jersey that also bashes Steve Bartman.
â€¢ THE FEMININE FAN learns that Tom Brady doesn’t like it when you talk smack about Pats backup QB Matt Cassel.
â€¢ HOT STOVE NEW YORK tosses up word that Andy Pettitte doesn’t like pitching to Pudge Rodriguez.