• WINNING THE TURNOVER BATTLE questions if Brady Quinn is really the villain during his Browns holdout:

• Should’ve worn protection: BREAK.COM has video of a streaker getting steamrolled by a fully-padded football player.

• Is it covered by his HMO? CLIPPER BLOG racks up the air miles as Elton Brand travels 3,000 miles for achilles tendon surgery.

• You think Alfonso Soriano has a bad-ass car? BLAZERS BLOG suggests you check out the ride Darius Miles pimped out:

• RUMOR OFICIAL nibbles on news that David Beckham is a junk food junkie.

• THE STARTING FIVE gets out of the kitchen as Barry Bonds can’t stand the heat of breaking Hank Aaron’s record - for at least one day.

• THE SPORTS HERNIA goes off the rack in their review of sports caricature t-shirts:

• Speaking of rating the rags, CNBC’S Darren Rovell takes a look at the new line of Michael Vick dogfighting duds.

• Forget Nike & adidas, LADIES… learn that soccer club Chelsea will be outfitted by Armani.

• AOL FANHOUSE calms Kevin Garnett’s fears about the city of Boston, as KG’s pal Tyronn Lue tells him, “You don’t go out anyway….You could play in Alaska“:

• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME wonders if the penalty shootout is the right way to decide a soccer match.

• THE CRAZY PASTOR wonders if Michael Irvin believes all he said in his Football Hall of Fame speech.