• The BOSTON HERALD found Tom Brady pretty mum about being a new dad:

But although Tommy’s offspring is believed due very soon, reps for momma Bridget Moynahan say the baby won’t arrive “for a couple of months“.

• Contrary to what you might have heard, K. Garnett is definitely going to the Houston Rockets.

• Remember that ‘fan’ is short for ‘fanatic’, as a Mets supporter is charged with killing his mother after a loss.

• WITH LEATHER gets all hot with this clip of Molotov cocktail golf:

• The ORLANDO SENTINEL feels a bit uncomfortable that the Cincinnati Bengals is packed with Johnsons.

• CLEVELAND SCENE puts on the dunce cap, as SPORTS ILLUSTRATED’s Peter King calling the Brady Quinn situation one of the dumbest holdouts he’s ever seen.

• BEHIND THE JERSEY looks for the remote, as the NHL might be back on ESPN:

• Make sure you’re punctual to the park on Wednesday night, as the Hagerstown Suns celebrate the asterisk(*).

• The SALT LAKE TRIBUNE bids adieu to Adu, as Freddy flees Utah for Portugal.

• SbBer Mark reminds us to be careful with our swinging ways, as he finds this tennis player getting her hair caught in her racket:

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT opens its arms as Cedric Benson needs a Bear hug.

• The NEW YORK TIMES reports the All-American Football League is giving it that old college try, as the upstart organization is looking to play in campus stadiums.