Boxer Smooches Foe Before Face Gets Smushed

• Boxer Trenton Titsworth kisses his opponent in the middle of a match. What’s funnier - the mid-match kissing, or the name Trenton Titsworth?

Kissing boxer dog

(No, not *that* kind of kissing boxer)

Jerry Jones asks, “Brother, can you spare $350 million?”

Tatum Bell is back with the Broncos. Watch your bags, everyone!

• A Clippers victory saves Al Thornton from taking a season-long vow of silence (and sadly, sporting a really cool afro).

• Have no job? Good! Now you have Nets tickets!

• ESPN.com’s message boards hosts some amazing avatar artwork.

• Need a pet? How about this stuffed Kentucky Wildcat? No fuss, no muss!

• A Minnesota college hockey player says she was beaten up because she backed John McCain.

• And the winner of today’s cold-as-ice caption contest is…

hockey referee on ice

Card4Life, with this ice-cold comment: After a long and exhausting search NHL officials were able to locate their T.V. ratings.

Oh, smack! But thanks to everyone for all your comedic contributions. A new caption contest comes skating your way tomorrow. Watch out for the zambonis!