• And the Oscar goes to … Will Smith, for “Boom Goes The Dynamite!”

• An Oregon basketball coach has sex with underage girls, then waits until the statute of limitations runs out before admitting to it. You stay classy, Howard Avery!

• So much for skimming off of MLB prospects’ contracts to fund gay clubs.

• A Moroccan woman overcomes homelessness, an arranged marriage and a maternal beatdown to win in her MMA debut.

• Put in your bids now for your very own limited-edition Mickey Mantle “F*** Yogi” autographed baseball!

• An NBA agent predicts the league is on the verge of another lockout.

• A women’s college soccer coach skips out on his team to be on “Survivor“.

• Pitcher-turned-senator Jim Bunning predicts that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg will be dead from cancer within 9 months.

• And the winner of today’s laughing LeBron caption contest is…

DUPA, who shouts out this quip: HAHA LOOK!  COACH TRIED TO TELL US TO DO SOMETHING!!

Thanks for playing. A new contest will be guffawing your way tomorrow.