â€¢ And the Oscar goes to … Will Smith, for “Boom Goes The Dynamite!”
â€¢ An Oregon basketball coach has sex with underage girls, then waits until the statute of limitations runs out before admitting to it. You stay classy, Howard Avery!
â€¢ So much for skimming off of MLB prospects’ contracts to fund gay clubs.
â€¢ A Moroccan woman overcomes homelessness, an arranged marriage and a maternal beatdown to win in her MMA debut.
â€¢ Put in your bids now for your very own limited-edition Mickey Mantle “F*** Yogi” autographed baseball!
â€¢ An NBA agent predicts the league is on the verge of another lockout.
â€¢ A women’s college soccer coach skips out on his team to be on “Survivor“.
â€¢ Pitcher-turned-senator Jim Bunning predicts that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg will be dead from cancer within 9 months.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s laughing LeBron caption contest is…
DUPA, who shouts out this quip: HAHA LOOK!Â COACH TRIED TO TELL US TO DO SOMETHING!!
Thanks for playing. A new contest will be guffawing your way tomorrow.