Blue Jays Fan Nekkid as a Jaybird in Hotel Suite

We can say with certainty that we’ve learned at least one fact about ourselves in our SPORTSbyBROOKS career: we want to party in Toronto at least once before we shuffle off this mortal coil. Between the drunken streaker-lites, the raucous fans, and the readily available strippers, we’re pretty sure we could find many ways to fail with NAFTA pickup lines.

Toronto Blue Jays topless fan

And let’s not forget the topless women in the Renaissance Hotel attached to the Rogers Centre, home of the Blue Jays. The OTTAWA SUN didn’t and snapped a quick pic of just such a thing last weekend. We have remarkably few conversations like the one pictured at baseball games, but again… we don’t party in Toronto.

The MLS All-Star Game will be in Toronto on the 24th. Between the aggregation of soccer fans and normal Toronto behavior, we fully expect riot gear and a condom shortage. Man, we want to party in Toronto.