http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/bloodgate-exposes-new-messy-ways-to-cheat-25847 Celebrity sports gossip since 2001 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:39:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/bloodgate-exposes-new-messy-ways-to-cheat-25847#comment-117718 BrooksBigForehead Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:29:18 +0000 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/bloodgate-exposes-new-messy-ways-to-cheat-25847#comment-117718 What's unfair about the US view of flopping in Kickyball? It's the truth. And you forgot to mention the Eurotrash defense of playing for 0-0 ties. They look down at us knuckle-dragging former Colonists. We just can't appreciate the 'nuances' of kicking the ball around without making a valid attempt to score and just packing defenders around the goal. Let's face it - EPL give the Brits a reason to get away from their morbidly obese wives, drink copious amounts of beer, and brawl. Occasionally, make that rarely, a 5'4" munchkin with a size 6 shoe gets loose and kicks one into the net. Woo! Woo hoo! What’s unfair about the US view of flopping in Kickyball? It’s the truth. And you forgot to mention the Eurotrash defense of playing for 0-0 ties. They look down at us knuckle-dragging former Colonists. We just can’t appreciate the ‘nuances’ of kicking the ball around without making a valid attempt to score and just packing defenders around the goal. Let’s face it - EPL give the Brits a reason to get away from their morbidly obese wives, drink copious amounts of beer, and brawl. Occasionally, make that rarely, a 5′4″ munchkin with a size 6 shoe gets loose and kicks one into the net. Woo! Woo hoo!

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