• DEADSPIN tries to muscle in on Lleyton Hewitt’s hardbody sister.

Just don’t try that posing at the Gold’s Gym in Provo.

• AZ SPORTS HUB gets the good word from Anquan Boldin, who’s nice enough to record a personal voice mail.

• 100% INJURY RATE needs to cool down, as they get funky with this fat Flyers fan.

• In honor of Martin Luther King Jr., THE WORLD OF ISAAC offers up these memorable sports speeches.

• DAWG SPORTS barks up what the pigskin coaches had to say at the latest NCAA convention.

• BRUINS NATION thanks Vince Young for getting Norm Chow to Westwood.

• INSIDE USC hears that Petros Papadakis was booed right out of the Trojans’ new arena after insulting a fan.

• PITTSBURGH SPORTS & MINI PONIES compares the Patriots’ on-field dominance with Peyton Manning’s gift of advertising prowess.

• Speaking of Eli’s brother, we bet he hoped this commercial wouldn’t be airing for another few weeks.

• Speaking of Eli himself, GUEST OF A GUEST wonders why does the Giant QB look like he’s always out of it?

• GIRLS GONE SPORTS may have the answer.

• I’M WRITING SPORTS can’t wait until April, as they break down the Red Sox vs. Tigers for AL supremacy.