• CNBC’S DARREN ROVELL documents the otherworldly haul of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. It’s good to be king.

• SMALL WHITE BALL has a recap of Christian Okoye and “Thunder” Dan Majerle in Pros vs. Joes. Okoye certainly didn’t look like this.

• THE SPORTING BLOG found somebody enjoying themselves, at least before they saw “Semi-Pro.”

• THE HOCKEY NEWS presents the 10 best names in hockey. Heh, Bear Trapp. Can they crack the Name of the Year tournament at some point?

• THE 700 LEVEL salivates over the possibility of Randy Moss coming to Philadelphia and what a monster kiss off it would be to the Patriots.

• EPIC CARNIVAL has 11 reasons why Wrigley Field can’t change its name. Ruining the opening of “Perfect Strangers” conspicuously absent.