â€¢ MISTER IRRELEVANT introduces us to the Washington Wizards’ “White Hole“ (no, it’s not Marion Berry’s nasal cavity).
â€¢ The NEW YORK POST has a sign the Yanks are about to move:
â€¢ WITH LEATHER reveals Roy Jones’ resistance at wearing a Ron Paul tattoo for his fight tonight against Felix Trinidad.
â€¢ Spencer Hall of THE SPORTING BLOG reveals the retarded Fox robots “can dance better than most humans not named Deion Sanders.”
â€¢ HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS has Today’s Matt Lauer pushing Sly Stallone to the edge about HGH.
â€¢ BALL HYPE has the real reason for Sidney Crosby’s ankle tweak: Those damn (SI) kids!
â€¢ SKATE 2 STICK on a cool concept from the Detroit Red Wings: A father-son road trip.
â€¢ DEADSPIN’S Unsilent Majority unmasks Bobby Fischer for the absolute kook he was .
â€¢ YARDBARKER has the flabbergasting news that the most recent accuser of Randy Moss really, really needs money.
â€¢ PRO FOOTBALL TALK has a teevee preview of Packers-Giants with Mike Florio (no Fox and CBS studio clowns, we promise).
â€¢ FAN IQ has Bill Callahan’s mushy landing - in the swamplands of New Jersey (Hello Paul Hackett!).