• THE BIG LEAD has the photo find of the year (ok, maybe not) of Kim Kardashian (bottom - of course - item):
• MISTER IRRELEVANT introduces us to the Washington Wizards’ “White Hole“ (no, it’s not Marion Berry’s nasal cavity).
• The NEW YORK POST has a sign the Yanks are about to move:
• WITH LEATHER reveals Roy Jones’ resistance at wearing a Ron Paul tattoo for his fight tonight against Felix Trinidad.
• Spencer Hall of THE SPORTING BLOG reveals the retarded Fox robots “can dance better than most humans not named Deion Sanders.”
• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS has Today’s Matt Lauer pushing Sly Stallone to the edge about HGH.
• BALL HYPE has the real reason for Sidney Crosby’s ankle tweak: Those damn (SI) kids!
• SKATE 2 STICK on a cool concept from the Detroit Red Wings: A father-son road trip.
• DEADSPIN’S Unsilent Majority unmasks Bobby Fischer for the absolute kook he was .
• YARDBARKER has the flabbergasting news that the most recent accuser of Randy Moss really, really needs money.
• PRO FOOTBALL TALK has a teevee preview of Packers-Giants with Mike Florio (no Fox and CBS studio clowns, we promise).
• FAN IQ has Bill Callahan’s mushy landing - in the swamplands of New Jersey (Hello Paul Hackett!).
