• RANDBALL spikes over a nice sit-down chat with pro beach volleyball vixen Rachel Wacholder.

• SI’s EXTRA MUSTARD informs us that for only $10,000, Barry Sanders & Terrell Davis will come by and eat all your Super Bowl snacks.

• You can have your Memphis & Kansas - THE ANGRY T is rooting for the New Jersey Institute of Technology to complete their own perfect season.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY is Bullish on South Florida visiting Notre Dame in 2011.

The big question is: When will Jenn Sterger be showing up in South Bend?

• DEEP SOUTH SPORTS doesn’t take kindly to SPORTSLINE’s Gregg Doyel arguing about Archie Manning overshadowing his boys.

• THE WIZARD OF ODDS makes a beer run, as the NCAA puts a stop to a Michigan student’s block party honoring hot-shot recruit Terrelle Pryor.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS has the real cover of Jose Canseco’s latest literary adventure.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS puts their foot down on all this Brady boot talk.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE finds there’s no Love lost between Oregon fans and UCLA star Kevin & his dad.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT heads down the aisle in style by wearing these officially-licensed NFL garters.

• MR. IRRELEVANT learns that Sean Taylor will be going to the Pro Bowl, after all - or at least his number is.

• Although a few days late, PELICAN STATE SPORTS makes their own 2008 predictions for ESPN.