• WITH LEATHER gives a toast to the Sacramento Kings dance team:

• JOE SPORTS FAN takes a look at the folks who would purposefully spend money to attend the Pro Bowl.

• THE SPORTS HERNIA briefs us on Roger Clemens’ lawyer Rusty Hardin.

• HOME RUN DERBY tosses over photos of Mark Buehrle’s big truck.

• Richard Zednik’s not the only player to suffer a nasty cut, as SCOTT VAN PELT STYLE finds a Flyers player also with a torn artery - in his butt.

• Scott Wolf of INSIDE USC updates the condition of Willie Wood, former Trojans & Packers star, who’s currently in assisted living with no benefits from the NFL.

• LUOL’S DONG catches up with William Ligue Jr., the White Sox fan who attacked Royals coach Tom Gamboa.

• THE ANGRY T cooks up some fun with Joey Harrington & Rachel Ray.

• SPORT SAYERS can’t believe Michelle Wie made $20 million last year - with only $730,000 coming from actual tourney winnings.