Blog-A-Roni: Eyeing Larry Johnson’s $300K Watch

Chris Mottram of THE SPORTING BLOG takes time to admire Larry Johnson’s $300,000 watch:

Larry Johnson $300,000 watch

And Grandmama even suggests a payment plan to own one for yourself: “You could deal crack and get it in three weeks.”

• ESPN swings over news that Ian Poulter has a lot of (golf) balls, as he can soon challenge Tiger Woods.

Ian Poulter quote

• AOL FANHOUSE learns that Major League Baseball is asking if their umpires are members of the Ku Klux Klan.

Kelly Dwyer of YAHOO SPORTS is scared of Hubie Brown.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK via AWFUL ANNOUNCING is always entertained by the keen observations from Emmitt Smith - such as referring to LL Cool J as “L Cool JJ“.

Emmitt Smith LL Cool J

Matt Moseley of HASHMARKS bets that Vegas desperately wants Patriots fans to take a gamble on their team.

• CBS 4 DENVER has video of Broncos WR Rod Smith speaking honestly at a Barack Obama rally.

• CBC SPORTS reports Guy Lafleur is being arrested for helping his son to late-night booty calls and lying about it.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT unveils a new sport that’s soon to sweep the nation - Combaton!

• NO MAS looks back fondly on the disaster that was Super Bowl XXIX.

• Meanwhile, YAHOO SPORTS’ Rich Tosches reminisces back when John Daly actually had talent.