• JOE SPORTS FAN calls up their Worthless Card Collection once again. Next at the plate: Ivan Calderon.

• THE 700 LEVEL cashes in news that Ryan Howard won his arbitration case.

• 100% INJURY RATE learned something today, as the Australian Football League has released an instructional video telling its players how to treat women.

• Pretty bad scene for Duke last night. And MR. IRRELEVANT tosses up the worst of it all: DeMarcus Nelson’s free throw hitting nothing but air.

• But Chris Mottram of THE SPORTING BLOG reveals that Miami’s upset win was painful for at least one Hurricanes fan (watch upper right of screen):

• GOING FIVE HOLE supports the construction of a Swiss arena that looks like an athletic cup.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS puts their foot down, as Mets GM Omar Minaya got both Johan Santana and a new pair of Prada shoes.

• STEROID NATION sadly reports that the illegal drug has now worked its way into another cherished sport: bobsledding.

• The NEW YORK POST posts this headline - “Torre: ‘Roids Are Tempting“:

Does Joe plan to do a lot of sitting on the Dodgers’ bench this season?

• THE LEGEND OF CECILIO GUANTE worries what kind of trade deadline deals Isiah Thomas has in mind.

• WE ARE SC gives you a chance to poke Pete Carroll.

• JOURNAL OF SPORTS MEDIA looks at the student media trying to get all-access to college players.