• Spencer Hall at SPORTING NEWS discovers that Pedro Martinez turned that recent cockfighting match into a dance floor.

• LOG’S BLOG learns that UNC men’s hoops coach Roy Williams isn’t up on much of popular culture.

• BUSTED COVERAGE shows that Cleveland Browns WR Braylon Edwards is having some fun with high-powered weaponry at the Pro Bowl.

• DIGITAL HEADBUTT gives us the most unlikely scenario for the Terrelle Pryor declaration.

• NATS320 gets a tour of the Washington Nationals’ nearly completed new stadium, as I try to avoid making jokes about the work being done by Smoot Construction.

• THE LEGEND OF CECILIO GUANTE doesn’t want to hear about any other case for MVP other than LeBron James.

• And finally, in an effort to forget about Erik Bedard being traded to Seattle, MISTER IRRELEVANT finds that Orioles great Eddie Murray looks like a certain character who could go medieval on a certain part of you.