• Darren Rovell of CNBC shouts out word that Dennis Green’s “They were who we thought they were” rant has become quite the cash cow for the ex-Cardinals coach.

Maybe Mike Gundy can make the same kind of mad moolah.

• WALKOFF WALK isn’t buying Jason Giambi’s excuse for his bruised eye - “I walked into the bathroom door at the hotel and split it open.”

• THE SCORES REPORT sadly says to CC Sabathia, “No no-no for you!”

• DEADSPIN gets Hollywood on the phone, as former NBA big man Mark Eaton has a screenplay to sell.

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING passes along news that ESPN apparently thinks that the Minnesota Vikings will be spending all of 2008 at Lambeau Field.

• SPORTS BUBBLER antes up to answer the age-old question: Is poker really a sport?

• Meanwhile, MR. IRRELEVANT offers up another quizzical conundrum: Is it OK to wear an NFL jersey while watching an NFL game?

• BUSTED COVERAGE wants to know how this guy was able to score a Tennessee Titans cheerleader.