• DEADSPIN gets riled up from this sideline interview with an intense Texas high school football coach:
• 100% INJURY RATE says “Bah, Humbug!” to ESPN’s Holiday Smack Cards.• THE HATER NATION congratulates the Raiders for getting back to their penalty-piling ways.
• CONSTRUDA wonders how many Wolverine alums work at CBS, since the network keeps scheduling a 4-7 Michigan squad:
• AWFUL ANNOUNCING takes time to tell us that Eli Manning shouldn’t be selling unstoppable watches.
• RUMORS AND RANTS has the confession of a life-long Hoosier who’s never seen Hoosiers.






