â€¢ LE BASKETBAWL finds at least one winner on the 10-39 T-Wolves, as Marko Jaric is apparently dating Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima:
â€¢ SOCCERLENS focuses in on the real goal for a successful World Cup in South Africa - legalizing prostitution.
â€¢ Jason Whitlock of the KANSAS CITY STAR wants his March Madness now, as he’s bored with the college b-ball regular season.
â€¢ THE BIG LEAD is rooting for Dudley Hart to win the Pebble Beach Pro-Am, considering he missed a lot of golf time caring for his lung cancer-stricken wife.
â€¢ FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE suggests that if the Olympic discus toss doesn’t thrill you, why not try the live-goat-into-the-lions’-den toss?
â€¢ PRO FOOTBALL TALK proposes that new Redskins coach Jim Zorn might just be keeping the wigwam warm for Bill Cowher.
â€¢ FOOD COURT LUNCH shoots a verbal round with the Phil-anthropic Mickelson.
â€¢ Adrian Peterson won a new car! (Oh, and he was named Pro Bowl MVP, too.)
â€¢ Meanwhile, KID CLEVELAND thinks Derek Anderson deserves a Yugo for his Pro Bowl performance.
â€¢ Phil Fritz from THE MADISON (WI) CAPITAL TIMES reports that Michigan is now off Terrelle Pryor’s short list.