The LADIES… want us to see nude men treated violently. How can we say no?

We suppose we should make this up to you. Here’s women that have a dubious link to golf (link NFSW if you come upon this Monday morning):

(What a lousy grip)

And here’s women that have a rather definite link to synchronized swimming:

(Stop breaking physical laws! Stop it right now!)

And here’s a live blog we recommend: DAME OF EXTRA TIME’s Spain-Italy coverage; match starts at 2:45 pm ET on ESPN. To keep with the theme, we don’t care if you wear pants during the liveblog, but don’t brag about it, eh?

More pandering after the jump:

The first Wrigley Field was in Los Angeles. We remember it as one of the homes of “Home Run Derby” because we’re huge baseball dorks.

We don’t know why Turks got so excited when they beat Croatia to move onto the semifinals of Euro 2008 that they wounded dozens of people with celebratory pistol shots into the air. If Turkey had lost, couldn’t the Constitutional Court overturn it anyway? (We kid, Turkey… please don’t shoot.)

We’re sure Rajon Rondo looks good in his new “We Beat LA” T-shirts, but he won’t put one on. He keeps running into the dressing room to try one on but instead passing it out to another dressing room before he can get the shirt on.

Josh Howard reduced his camp rates and apologized for his carrying on about the demon weed. Thank goodness; we missed being able to shove our fingers in our ears and yelling “LA LA LA LA” about the matter.

Finally, as promised, an intriguing idea prima facie planus: NFL cheerleaders that “hate augmentation”.