• LAND THIEVES broadcasts their top 5 reasons why Erin Andrews always seems to be covering Big Ten basketball.

• The MYRTLE BEACH (SC) SUN NEWS puts a feather in their cap, as Jerome Bettis & Eddie George have teamed up to invest in Pelicans.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE finds an English cricket team raising the dead - and making spectator seating out of them.

• OUT IN CENTER FIELD serves up video of the Red Sox getting in spring training shape by playing ping pong. (Someone get Josh Beckett a paddle.)

• WITH LEATHER stretches out with these Polish basketball cheerleaders.

• Charles Rich of AOL FANHOUSE finds some Hoosiers players threatening to pull a Chitwood.

• Meanwhile, Charley Walters of the ST. PAUL (MN) PIONEER PRESS hears that Indiana is willing to give Timberwolves coach Randy Wittman $10 million over five years to return to his alma mater.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY hikes up news that new football equipment is on the way for kids in American Samoa.

• ARMCHAIR GM has some hair-raising revelations with their top 11 mullets in sports.

• ESPN PAGE 2 columnist L.Z. Granderson says he was shoved & taunted with gay slurs while at NBA All-Star Weekend.

• KISSING SUZY KOLBER eavesdrops on Jim Nantz & Joe Buck chatting it up at the airport.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT shows how a little fancy footwork somehow starts a soccer brawl.