• TIRICO SUAVE pitches the best solution to everyone’s problems - trade Brett Favre to the Red Sox & Manny Ramirez to the Packers.

• Meanwhile, BABES LOVE BASEBALL flashes a funny sign calling out the bothersome Boston ballplayer

• ENTERTAINMENT WISE hikes up news that Tony Romo may or may not lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl, but he does have Jessica Simpson feeling better about her body.

• THAT’S RACIN’ finds NASCAR going the opposite direction of many U.S. corporations by moving a race from Mexico to Iowa.

• AFP reports the U.S. Olympic basketball team has arrived in the Chinese gambling enclave of Macau. Remember the last time NBA stars got together to play in a gambling city?

• RUSSIA TODAY reports that Andrei Kirilenko beat out Maria Sharapova to be the official flag bearer for their country for the Olympic opening ceremonies.

• GOING FIVE HOLE shoots over news of former NHLer Matthew Barnaby trying out for Barry Melrose’s old job at ESPN.

• The CINCINNATI ENQUIRER relishes at the news that the Reds have finally made an important decision - by naming their official team ketchup.