â€¢ TIRICO SUAVE pitches the best solution to everyone’s problems - trade Brett Favre to the Red Sox & Manny Ramirez to the Packers.
â€¢ Meanwhile, BABES LOVE BASEBALL flashes a funny sign calling out the bothersome Boston ballplayer
â€¢ ENTERTAINMENT WISE hikes up news that Tony Romo may or may not lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl, but he does have Jessica Simpson feeling better about her body.
â€¢ THAT’S RACIN’ finds NASCAR going the opposite direction of many U.S. corporations by moving a race from Mexico to Iowa.
â€¢ GOING FIVE HOLE shoots over news of former NHLer Matthew Barnaby trying out for Barry Melrose’s old job at ESPN.
â€¢ The CINCINNATI ENQUIRER relishes at the news that the Reds have finally made an important decision - by naming their official team ketchup.