â€¢ RANDBALL asks that we all hail Wally Szczerbiak’s new son, Maximus.
â€¢ THE 700 LEVEL finally found a reason to show up for a Sixers game - a Mr. Potatohead giveaway!
â€¢ The PROVO (UT) DAILY HERALD learns why a prized BYU recruit changed his mind and signed with USC - the Song Girls will be waiting for him after his Mormon mission.
â€¢ eGOSSIP spills the news that Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson made top billing on Forbes’ “most-influential couples” list.
â€¢ YARDBARKER smells Oscar, as Cris Collinsworth will be crying in a new Will Ferrell movie. (Which is what we usually do when we hear Will’s doing another film.)
â€¢ WALK OFF BALK discovers Ryan Dempster predicting a World Series for the Cubs this year:
This is the funniest thing we heard from Ryan since his Harry Caray impression.
â€¢ The JACKSON (TN) SUN reports that Peyton Manning will finally get to live out a life-long dream: To be the guest speaker at the Jackson-Madison County Sports Hall of Fame banquet.
â€¢ COLLEGE HOOPS JOURNAL takes a shot at their choices for worst b-ball announcers.