• You think Shaq has it rough: The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE reports that a divorce could cost Padres owner John Moores almost $375 million.

• Even in the off-season, CATS AND BEER can’t get enough of Tebow, Tebow, Tebow!

• FAN IQ Joe Montana’s not the only sullen Super Bowl-winning QB to shun attention, as Doug Williams gets mad at an autograph seeker.

• Eli Manning tells David Letterman why Bill Belichick left the Big Game a few seconds early: “Trying to beat traffic, I guess.”

• “PTI” aren’t the only ones that need proofreaders, as BALLSIEST roots for Duke’s “Gerg Paulus“.

• RANDBALL takes a swing at the new sport certain to sweep the nation - whirlyball.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK checks the want ads, as Steve Mariucci & Jim Fassel are apparently still in the running for the Redskins job.

• SPORTS COLUMN finds one group sadder than Pats fans about Sunday’s Super Bowl - Vegas bookies.

• ANGRY BACKHAND has the sad news of Indian tennis star Sania Mirza skipping out on a tournament in her own country, just so she won’t be subject to controversies.

• THE BIG LEAD sits down for a lovely dinner with Ty Cobb.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT goes back in time to discover there once was a blacks-only hockey league.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS has a rebuttal to Barry Melrose’s earlier observations on the New Jersey Devils’ new home.