Blog-A-Roni: Kirk Herbstreit’s House Can Be Yours

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY makes an offer, as Kirk Herbstreit’s house is for sale.

Kirk Herbstreit cheerleaders

• YAHOO SPORTS’ Kelly Dwyer passes along this fun list of NBA bench warmers who have more bling than Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley & Karl Malone combined.

• DEADSPIN is quite relieved that the WNBA won’t be going on strike.

• SPORTS COLUMN gets over the hump with a camel who’s better at picking NFL games than Mike Golic.

Mike Golic Camel

• Speaking of predictions, ARMCHAIR GM determines how the Super Bowl will be played out - through the magic of Tecmo Bowl.

• Following up on the “Sports Science” segment of taking tennis balls to the groin, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT already has the next experiment picked out - the effect of metal poles on the penile region.

• GIRLS GONE SPORTS (via DLISTED) learns that Tony Romo hasn’t given up on Jessica Simpson quite yet, as the duo were spotted in a Hollywood stupor.

Tony Romo & drunk Jessica Simpson

(She’s gonna blow!)

• Will Leitch cotinues with his new book media blitz. Next stop - NPR.

• PART MULE splashes up photos of Beijing’s new Olympic swimming cube.

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC doesn’t horse around with their own eulogy on remembering Barbaro.

Barbaro wristband

• THE WIZARD OF ODDS skates over news of a West Virginia minor league hockey team holding a “Shred Rich Rodriguez Night“.

• AOL FANHOUSE breaks out the checkbook, as Terrell Owens owes the Eagles a lot of money.