• CONSTRUDA saves their singles, as a New York strip club is offering free lap dances for the Super Bowl champion Giants.

• Now that collegiate coffins have been okayed, EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY offers up suggestions for scholastic-themed sex toys.

• THE BIZ OF BASKETBALL talks trash, as Steve Nash will be wearing Nike’s new recycled shoe.

• Along with Pedro Martinez & Juan Marichal, FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE pecks up Aramis Ramirez also professing his love of cockfighting.

• WITH LEATHER bounces word that the Sacramento Kings dance team could be facing trouble for posting their party pics.

• YAHOO SPORTS’ BIG LEAGUE STEW keeps abreast of Clemens and Canseco news, as their wives had apparently compared boob jobs.

• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES give their recommendations for Rudy Gay’s All-Star dunk.

• PART MULE shares the love with O.J. Simpson and his new battered & boozed-up gal pal.

• HOME RUN DERBY presents Buckner’s Revenge: The Video Game.

• HARDWOOD PAROXYSM is developing respect for the NBA’s D-League.

• THE WIZARD OF ODDS takes their time in detailing the NCAA’s new plans to shorten college football games.