• BOSTON SPORTZ blows off the Boys from Bristol, as those crazy, kooky Chris Berman videos are still alive online.

• If Shaq’s going to use “The Big Cactus”, CNBC’s Darren Rovell would like his 15%, please.

• THE OKLAHOMAN notes that Arkansas State’s basketball team seems to be hard up on Dickeys.

• Crikey! WISN-TV in Milwaukee reports that the Aussie family who moved to Green Bay to follow the Packers are now back Down Under.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE keeps their curtains closed, since “Buddy’s Watching You“:

• THE ANGRY T uncovers a streaker trotting around at horse race.

• In preparation for Euro 2008, Switzerland wants its citizens to put down the chocolate & cheese and get in shape.

• I’M WRITING SPORTS wonders if Barry Bonds & Roger Clemens would be forgiven if they just apologize.

• PRAY FOR MOJO finds Joe Torre channeling his inner Al Bundy.

• THE FOOTBALL WIRE questions if Darren McFadden’s draft status is overrated.

• MONEY PLAYERS digs through the dirt with current-day college sports muckrakers.

• THE SPORTS POINT trades down to get an Al Pedrique baseball card.