• What was Tom Brady’s baby mama doing during the Super Bowl? PAGE SIX discovers Bridget Moynahan was taking little John Edward Thomas out for a walk around the neighborhood.

• WITH LEATHER learns, through the magic of video editing, what Chris Berman really thinks of Emmitt Smith.

• PAUL KATCHER marches in with a look at the Giants’ Super Bowl victory parade.

• You can’t be serious! John McEnroe invites you to take the 10-Day All Bran challenge (Gas-X next up for J-Mac?!)

• JOE SPORTS FAN counts the ways of how tired they are of Roman numerals.

• Matt Youmans of the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL takes a gamble by spending Super Bowl Sunday in the sportsbooks.

• DEATH BY 1000 PAPERCUTS tosses over the sad news of Ohio’s cornhole champion passing away in jail.

• RANDBALL somberly honors the 50th anniversary of the Manchester United plane crash.

• ON 205TH leaks the continuing story of Shaquille O’Neal, horse jockey.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE still can’t find Barry Bonds’ 762nd home run ball.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS notes that Roger Goodell wants to tweak the NFL playoff system.