• GOLFERS NOT TURNING A BLIND EYE TO CHEATING: Some members of a Scottish golf course are claiming that a team of blind golfers have been reading scorecards and seeing flags over 200 yards away.

• ROGER CLEMENS IS MORE POPULAR THAN DEREK JETER: Well, at least in Trenton, NJ, where the Double-A Thunder set a new attendance record Wednesday night during Clemens’ appearance:

Over 9,000 fans packed Waterfront Park to see the $28 Million Dollar Man. The new attendance mark beat the old record set in 2003, when Jeter was in town on a rehab assignment.

• PASS THE PEPTO: The Fast Food Dude of the RIVERSIDE PRESS-ENTERPRISE stuffs his face to find the best of southern California ballpark fare.

• FRAIDY ‘CATS: John Clay of the LEXINGTON HERALD- LEADER calls out Kentucky for cowardly calling off their contest against UMass.