Blazers Won’t Rush Oden Back (Sure They Won’t)

The Blazers are one of the feel-good stories of the NBA season, and with Greg Oden making remarkable progress in rehabbing his vivisectioned knee, some are hoping that he can soon give up his beer pong exploits and get back on the court - perhaps even as soon as this season.

Greg Oden Rip City Kitty

The PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER reports then when asked about Greg Oden’s rehab, Blazers general manager Kevin Pritchard said this week “He’s so far ahead of what we expected it’s not even funny. Having said that, he will not. Come. Back. This. Year.

If you believe that, Jim Tressel has a private plane to sell you, now with lower miles than ever.