• Last Saturday, BILL SIMMONS witnessed “two legends lift themselves to a higher place, a ferocious battle that left everyone drained and exhausted for days.”
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No, not the actual fight, silly. He means the Larry Merchant-Floyd Mayweather Sr. post-bout Interview.
• THE DEUCE OF DAVENPORT uncovers a new league showcasing America’s Pastime….TO THE EXTREME! And we all remember the last time a league went Xtreme.
• If you can’t get enough of watching guys in suits sitting at tables on the phone for hours on end, LION IN OIL is happy to tell you that ESPN2 will be televising the MLB draft.
• BABES LOVE BASEBALL congratulates Brad Penny on striking out 14 Marlins last night - all while his fly was open.
• THE 700 LEVEL informs the Eagles that newly-drafted QB Kevin Kolb can’t wait to bring home the bacon - literally.
• THE WIZARD OF ODDS continues the tale of the Arctic Circle’s very own Barrow Whalers football team, who begin a training camp tour of the Lower 48.
• Tom Kirkendall of HOUSTON’S CLEAR THINKERS believes the Astros were better off not signing Roger Clemens.
• Speaking of RC, SEAL CLUBBERS does the math and concludes Roger’s paychecks from the Yankees will total more than the Devil Rays’ entire payroll.
• THE HATER NATION kindly asks HBO to update their aerial shots of the Las Vegas Strip.
• MR. IRRELEVANT gets wind of yet another controversy over the 2006 NCAA Football Championship - why not Frostburg State?
