ROMANOWSKI PLAYS GAY COWBOY IN MOVIE “WEINERS”: The ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS notes the turgid acting market for former bonecrushing NFL linebacker Bill Romanowski.

The RMN reports that “in the upcoming movie Weiners,” the two-footed chemistry set “plays a gay cowboy.“

A gay cowboy in a movie called “Weiners?” No wonder, as the RMN reports, “Romanowski stayed in the Bay Area after he left the NFL.” And no word if Romo cooked up a special estrogen-injectable cocktail for role authenticity.