• YAHOO’s SHUTDOWN CORNER catches Bill Belichick working the crowd at Tuesday night’s Celtics-Pistons game:

(How many boobs can you spot in the pic? We spy five.)

• USA TODAY’s GAME ON is drawn in by this week’s Sports Illustrated cover featuring Derek Jeter in “Bizarro Baseball!”

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING serves up word that some Dallas Cowboys could be competing in a new reality cooking show.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC dribbles over news that due to the NBA Draft Lottery, some T-Wolves fans will get season tickets for only $3 a game.

• Speaking of the Lottery, ESPN’s TRUE HOOP dines like a king on food not meant for the media.

• And CHICAGO BULL recommends that their local NBA squad use their #1 pick to pluck Derrick Rose.

• 100% INJURY RATE clips out the story of the Celtics’ Glen “Big Baby” Davis taking good care of his nails.

• RUSSELL ATHLETIC shouts out their top 10 favorite sports calls of all time.

• In a lead up to the Stanley Cup finals, MONDESI’S HOUSE presents reasons for Pittsburghers to diss Detroit.