Just a few days remain to bid on this jar of air on eBay, billed as a sampling of the exact air that the AFC champion Colts breathe.

“Breathe this air and become a winner yourself!” boasts the item description, in which the seller contends that “you can never get another jar of air exactly like this!”

He’s probably accurate on the second part. Unless your surroundings happen to match the level of pot smoke as the seller’s basement.