DIAL-A-RIDE IN LONG BEACH: Time’s thankfully running out for anyone willing to throw away at least $50,000 for a guaranteed spot in the upcoming Long Beach Grand Prix.

Oh, sorry. It’s only for the pro celebrity race. And you’ll be driving a modified Scion tC.

Bidding at the official LBGP site ends Feb. 14. The event takes place during the race’s April 15 weekend.

Last year, a 34-year-old business analyst from West L.A., kicked in $50,350 to win the spot and bang fenders with George Lucas, Cameron Diaz, Jay Leno and Karl Malone.

If they can guarantee that Super Dave Osborne and some girls in Tecate-logoed bike shirts will be there, we’ll be more than happy to start the bidding.