Bill Belichick Will Be Still Your Cheating Heart

The BOSTON HERALD reports all-around dishy New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick will appear on the cover of the March/April issue of Boston Spirit, the “city’s premier gay mag.”

O AN HE SEXY

There won’t be any Annie Leibowitz pictorials of His Mumbleness and that super hot visor he’s rocking there. In fact, the picture is just to draw readers to a story speculating whether the fans in the city would support a professional athlete who came out of the closet.

Is that a great marketing strategy or what? You’ve got, oh, Tom Brady at your disposal to lure readers in with eye candy and you throw up Belichick on the cover? For a swingers publication, possibly, but this? Pfft.

There’s even anything about whether Belichick is into voyeurism. Do people just assume yes?