Bill Belichick Will Be Still Your Cheating Heart

The BOSTON HERALD reports all-around dishy New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick will appear on the cover of the March/April issue of Boston Spirit, the “city’s premier gay mag.”


There won’t be any Annie Leibowitz pictorials of His Mumbleness and that super hot visor he’s rocking there. In fact, the picture is just to draw readers to a story speculating whether the fans in the city would support a professional athlete who came out of the closet.

Is that a great marketing strategy or what? You’ve got, oh, Tom Brady at your disposal to lure readers in with eye candy and you throw up Belichick on the cover? For a swingers publication, possibly, but this? Pfft.

There’s even anything about whether Belichick is into voyeurism. Do people just assume yes?