Belarus Rowing Team Arrested After Crossing Into Ukrainian Waters

THEY WERE DISTRACTED BY CJ IN HER RED WATERPANTIES: In the authentic tradition of Central Asia, REUTERS reports that recently the Belarus rowing team accidently crossed Ukraine’s sea border during a training session, so the ten rowers were (of course) arrested by the Ukraine Navy, hauled away and summarily executed.

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OK, I made the last part up.