• Arizona Cardinals linebacker Monty Beisel trades in a scantily clad blonde model for another scantily clad blonde model.

• Martin Brodeur becomes the all-time winningest goalie in NHL history.

• Georges St. Pierre beats B.J. Penn, Mama Penn fights back in court.

• NBA & WBC officials won’t put up with that kind of attitude, young man!

• On your feet - here comes your George Steinbrenner Warriors!

• Houston Astros 3rd baseman Aaron Boone leaves his club & the diamond to undergo open-heart surgery. Will doctors use spades?

• Never mind the b-ball tournament - the real March Madness is in collegiate StarCraft competition!

• A drug dealer claims new Broncos RB Correll Buckhalter is not only a user, but he’s also a client.

• Beach volleyball star Sandra Pires announces her retirement. Bye-bye to one of the best butts in the business.

• Ex-NFL QB Jeff Komlo died in an auto accident - or did he????