With the new year now upon us, the excitement is surely building for the summer Olympics in Beijing. And nothing grabs the attention of the male 18-34 demographic like sleek & sexy swimsuits:

OK, so this year’s styles don’t appear very aerodynamic. Actually, they look like they’ll disintegrate once they touch water. And they seem to bunch up in strenuous situations.

But the head scarves and large sunglasses should be helpful in keeping the eyes and hair from getting wet. Chlorine can be such a bitch sometimes.

To be fair, these are actually snapshots from the Olympics Swimwear Fashion Show. So it would seem unlikely these suits will be seen during the 200m freestyle.

It also appears that Beijing does fashion just as well as it handles pollution.