Way back when David Beckham actually played good soccer for an elite team in an elite league, he allegedly cheated on his kinda hot, kinda creepy wife Victoria.  Now his supposed mistress is getting ready to talk.

Rebecca Loos, Beckham’s former assistant, will appear on UK television show GENERATION SEX to discuss a myriad of topics.  A source says, “it’s highly likely that Beckham will be mentioned.  After all, that’s what made her famous.”

Though Beckham has always denied the claims, Loos still delusionally believes that she has helped the Beckham’s marriage.  She says, “In a way they should be glad it happened - it’s made them stronger…Everything happens for a reason, even bad things.”

Beckham, for his part, has been teaching his children effective ways of dealing with media pressure:

Just like daddy!!