• The Chicago Bears are concerned about Jay Cutler’s late-night carousing.

(”Aw, man - I need a drink!”)

• You would think home plate umpires deal with enough abuse without having to take a broken bat to the face.

• A couple of Texas Tech football players find relief along the stadium wall.

• Time to get Mist-y eyed, Seattle - here comes your lingerie football team!

• One-time one-legged sports sensation Carl Joseph finally gets some recognition, as he’s elected to the Florida High School Athletic Hall of Fame.

• Why did Alabama get shellacked by Utah in the Sugar Bowl? Nick Saban blames the Crimson Tide fans.

• If you’re a college football player in trouble with the police, don’t try to get out of it by claiming you can’t read.

• Yankees, Indians, Pirates - nobody wants to watch them play.

• All those stories about certain NFL draft hopefuls failing drug tests? Um, never mind.

• Beach, er, sand volleyball is all set to ounce to a college campus near you.