BC Žalgiris Has The Recipe For Grinding It Out

You’re forgiven if you’ve never heard of this Lithuanian basketball team. Neither had we, until we learned about their revolutionary new training regimen.

chicken and porn

Three words: Chicken and porn.

The two Americans on the team, D.C. Collins and Marcus Brown, have cranked out a simple, yet effective way of raising their games. So sayeth Master Brown (via BALL IN EUROPE.COM):

I took DC’s advice. I watched a porno last night and I ate some chicken. I came out [today] and I felt pretty good.

Awesome. I wish I would have known this back in the day. I could have jumped to the NBA straight from 10th grade.