You’re forgiven if you’ve never heard of this Lithuanian basketball team. Neither had we, until we learned about their revolutionary new training regimen.
Three words: Chicken and porn.
The two Americans on the team, D.C. Collins and Marcus Brown, have cranked out a simple, yet effective way of raising their games. So sayeth Master Brown (via BALL IN EUROPE.COM):
I took DC’s advice. I watched a porno last night and I ate some chicken. I came out [today] and I felt pretty good.
Awesome. I wish I would have known this back in the day. I could have jumped to the NBA straight from 10th grade.