There are few things as unabashedly joyous in this country as the football tailgate. People of all walks of life come together for a common goal — to share in the love of their team, and prove it by eating meat and drinking beer. There’s also quite a tradition of sharing. As long as you’re wearing the right colors, just about anyone will offer you a cold one and a cheddar brat. Heck, I’ve been wearing the road team’s gear and been welcomed by the opposing team’s fans in the spirit of good sportsmanship.
(Mom and dad must be proud.)
But, as Walter Sobchak says in The Big Lebowski: This is not ‘Nam, Smokey. There are rules. And one is that you don’t sneak around and steal things from other people’s tailgates. Because there are these things called cameras. And this other thing called the Internet. And when you take beer from Baylor fans, they’ll make sure you end up shamed for the rest of your life, like this young lady (thief) above. And it is posted as a reminder to the world that this aggression will not stand, man.
The victim of the heinous crime is a poster at BAYLORFANS.COM who goes by the handle of “SoonerFrogs.” Here’s what he has to say:
Caught in the act, stole at least 20+ beers from cooler in our truck. Anyone know who this is? They hung out at the Sig Ep tailgate. This was ridiculous. I really hope i never see these scumbags again.
I have no tolerance for this stuff. ill give it out all day long but when I come back and catch some scrub doing this, I will be angry. the best part was the girl telling us someone told her they could take whatever.
I’m sure her parents will be very proud to see that they’ve raised a daughter who has resorted to stealing alcohol at the world’s largest Baptist university.
Here’s the girl trying to scramble and explain herself. Even her friend on the left knows they’re hosed:
She’s clearly not embodying what her school is supposed to be all about, given the behavior expected of Baylor students:
It is expected that each Baylor student will conduct himself or herself in accordance with Christian principles as commonly perceived by Texas Baptists. Personal misconduct either on or off the campus by anyone connected with Baylor detracts from the Christian witness Baylor strives to present to the world and hinders full accomplishment of the mission of the University.
In other words, if you’re out of beer, that was God’s plan. Don’t push your luck.
8:06 pm on September 20th, 2009
This would never had happened at BYU!!!
12:46 am on September 21st, 2009
Meh, who cares. Don’t leave your beer unguarded you idiot, it’s college.
1:46 am on September 21st, 2009
Yeah at least it wasn’t a tap.
2:58 am on September 21st, 2009
And that sad thing is that this article is her 15 minutes of fame.
3:22 am on September 21st, 2009
this was a quality moment, made up for the crappy game I was watching
3:58 am on September 21st, 2009
15 minutes of SHAME, 24 thousand people have viewed this and most of the comments include, “ugly” “fat” “thieving skank”
7:17 am on September 21st, 2009
At least it appears that she may have a SbB quality rack. A thief should have attributes that will get her posted on all types of sites.
9:17 am on September 21st, 2009
Hey! Isn’t that the down syndrome kid that ran for that touchdown?!
9:20 am on September 21st, 2009
Cool! Caught more than red handed. Stealing isnt cool whether it’s college or not…
9:33 am on September 21st, 2009
why did you have 20+ beers in your cooler? you’re supposed to drink those.
10:08 am on September 21st, 2009
All I can think is “Man, that looks like a healthy pair of yabbos, and these are the best pictures we could get of her?” This website has ruined me forever..
11:17 am on September 21st, 2009
This page is reported to have received more than 50K hits since published. Would to God one of those hits was by this girl’s (she is not even a woman, much less a “lady”) parents. She needs to be expelled from Baylor…yesterday. And that would go for whatever other school she might have chosen to attend.
11:54 am on September 21st, 2009
they are both baylor alums…sad day
1:02 pm on September 21st, 2009
I’d hit it!
2:25 pm on September 21st, 2009
the guy with the stripe shirt’s name is matt barrett. I played basketball with him at kingwood high school
2:27 pm on September 21st, 2009
She offered me a reach around as an apology but I had to refuse because I’m gay.
2:42 pm on September 21st, 2009
Keep your hands off the Colorado kool-aid!
2:45 pm on September 21st, 2009
I know her alcohol?? That looks like Lindsay Lohan, Could be?
4:18 pm on September 21st, 2009
In the second pic she’s saying, don’t give us any trouble or I’ll shoot you with my hand.
4:34 pm on September 21st, 2009
God is great, Beer is good & People are CRAZY
6:20 pm on September 21st, 2009
Wow. Just when they loosen up at BU tailgate parties–then this BIG EMBARRASSMENT! C’mon girl! Beer-stealing just isn’t KOOL!!
8:16 pm on September 21st, 2009
aren’t baptists not supposed to drink anyway? i know you Baylor folk just recently got permission to dance on campus, is drinking now tolerated as well? maybe she was just looking to dump the devils brew in the Brazos.
btw, anyone watching baylor suck it up against mighty ucon probably needed a few drinks.
1:15 am on September 22nd, 2009
You’re a giant douche for posting something like this.
1:26 am on September 22nd, 2009
You people are all idots to believe every thing that you read! I was standing right there when this happened. This girl was set up!! She was asked if she wanted some thing to drink. This is an evil minded smear of this lovly young lady. BTW-if you know her then you would know that these photo’s have been photo shopped! I happen to know her personaly as well as her parents. She would never and i mean never steal any thing!! This makes for very low grades for those of you who would chime in on this without knowing what really happened here. Shame on you all of you for bearing false witness. Pray for your forgiveness!!
1:38 am on September 22nd, 2009
This sounds and looks like a set up to me..
It’s you looking for the 15 minutes of fame… Shame on you sir.. Very sketchy to post pics of that young girl..
I hope she files a lawsuit against you…
This is one of the big problems with the internet…
Post a pic and say whatever you want.. Sad in America..
7:21 am on September 22nd, 2009
The sad part in all this is that hand is the dude’s hand. Yes. The dude has a limp girl’s hand. No easy way to say it.
8:28 am on September 22nd, 2009
Awesome. A picture of a girl with her hand in a truck. Sure got a smoking gun there!
10:17 am on September 22nd, 2009
Smells like a set up. Pics are too good to have been taken with a phone camera. Who just happens to be set up with a good camera with a telephoto lens in a parking lot in Waco?
Hope the mail OP’s jewels to a tree for defamation.
10:19 am on September 22nd, 2009
Sorry.
I hope they NAIL (not mail) the OP’s jewels to a tree.
10:28 am on September 22nd, 2009
I also know the girl. she would steal beer. she steals a lot of things and is always causing trouble in some way or anothher. she actually bragged about taking the beer afterwards until she got caught.
all i know is this wasnt set up and she sucks anyways so she had it comin….
11:27 am on September 22nd, 2009
This is ridiculous. This is obviously a setup. I’m sure she was just walking by and saw the beer and decided to take 20. Yea right. Secondly you Baylor douche bags sure are stingy with your beer. What kind of cheap ass tool gets pissed over a girl taking his beer and gets back at her by taking her picture and posting it. Bet you guys are real proud of yourselves
12:44 pm on September 22nd, 2009
this thing was setup like the germans bombed pearl harbor.
1:09 pm on September 22nd, 2009
Most definitely NOT a set up. This beer burglar is lucky she got off with a well deserved public shaming and nothing more.
2:14 pm on September 22nd, 2009
If the chick wasn’t beat they would have been cool with it. She must have mistakenly thought she was under the hot girls get anything they want umbrella. Her fault for not being hot.
4:57 pm on September 24th, 2009
Ummm it was the japanese that bombed pearl harbor? you must not go to Baylor….
2:08 am on September 26th, 2009
Wow…..you guys don’t do your homework. The guy alleging the beer theft, Chris Carter, has pulled and published this same prank several times before. It’s a joke, not reality. Unfortunately, I think he went too far this time. If that girl’s family has the money to sue, it won’t be too hard for them to show he’s done this before. It was funny the first time I heard about the prank, but he went as far as sending a letter to Baylor demanding her expulsion. Having a laugh at someone’s expense is one thing, but taking it far enough that it harms someone’s reputation is going WAY overboard!
FWIW, the way the prank works…..
An attractive guy asks a girl or group of girls if she’d like a beer. She says “yes”, and he points at the cooler and tells her to help herself. When she gets to the cooler, the yells at her to grab him one too. Then, a couple guys walk up and ask what the heck she thinks she’s doing. She says the guy (turns to point at him and realizes he’s disappeared) offered her a beer and asked her to grab him one as well. They accuse her of lying and trying to steal beer. A photographer (pro) snaps pic of the girl(s) taking beer from the cooler. They then make threats, then show the pics to the girl(s) as proof they’re busted. This particular girl was w/ a group of 3 others supposedly. She happened to be the only one that walked over to the cooler.
Come on though, ask yourself the odds that someone will be at a game with a professional camera and 4 figure lens, aiming a camera at a tailgate where a theft just happens to be going on (w/ the photographer having no idea he’s photographing a theft)?
3:21 am on September 26th, 2009
Rhett, if you knew anything about the guy who took the pictures you would know that he is an amateur photographer who also takes very good and high res photos of the games. That was his tailgate area, he spotted her, and he took the pictures for proof…she is just whining now that she got caught and publicly shamed (and she’s lucky the police weren’t involved).
9:44 am on September 26th, 2009
So…Instead of getting up and telling her that wasn’t community property, the guy decided to go and take a picture of the girl.
10:26 am on September 26th, 2009
What does it matter what the guy decided to do? He also did tell her, SBB doesn’t have all the pictures that were originally posted online. The tail end of the set has the pictures of her being confronted about the situation by the owner of the truck.
8:23 pm on September 26th, 2009
Unbiased = Thief’s Dad?
Pretty obvious dude.
Spend less time online, less time with a lawyer threatening sites whose only crime is calling a thief a thief, and more time teaching your kid not to steal.
2:41 pm on September 29th, 2011
Who cares? It’s BAYLOR