Baseball Team Plans Oakland Raiders Appreciation Night

BASEBALL TEAM OFFERING RAIDER NATION TICKET PLAN: The minor-league Stockton Ports are offering a ticket deal known as the “Raider Nation 6-Game Plan”.

Stockton Ports Raiders fans

The first game of the special offer is June 9, which will be a Raider Nation Night, featuring a Raiderettes appearance and a Raider-themed jersey auction.

Between-inning entertainment should include Al Davis jumpsuit races, NFL draft bingo (where everyone loses), and prize giveaways, like a two-night getaway to the San Joaquin County Jail.

Al Davis Stockton Jail

Also expect the face-painting booth to only work in silver & black, and team employees shooting “F— the High Desert Mavericks” shirts into the crowd.

Raiders face paint tshirt gun

But don’t forget to head back out to the ballpark on June 30th to see the “Warriors Cup Fat City Summer Shooto-ut”:

Warriors Cup Stockton ad

We’re not sure what a ’shooto-ut’ is. Must be Chinese or Thai for some kind of mixed martial arts event. Or it stands for a nipple-covering contest.