BASEBALL TEAM OFFERING RAIDER NATION TICKET PLAN: The minor-league Stockton Ports are offering a ticket deal known as the “Raider Nation 6-Game Plan”.
The first game of the special offer is June 9, which will be a Raider Nation Night, featuring a Raiderettes appearance and a Raider-themed jersey auction.
Between-inning entertainment should include Al Davis jumpsuit races, NFL draft bingo (where everyone loses), and prize giveaways, like a two-night getaway to the San Joaquin County Jail.
Also expect the face-painting booth to only work in silver & black, and team employees shooting “F— the High Desert Mavericks” shirts into the crowd.
But don’t forget to head back out to the ballpark on June 30th to see the “Warriors Cup Fat City Summer Shooto-ut”:
We’re not sure what a ’shooto-ut’ is. Must be Chinese or Thai for some kind of mixed martial arts event. Or it stands for a nipple-covering contest.